mishasminions:

drunkenwords:

Scary just got sexy

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE AROUSED

kaminaaaa:

say what you want about deviantart but that notification system that alerts you when a user you watch changes their name is the greatest thing and tumblr would heavily benefit from having such a feature because i don’t know who the fuck half of you are

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

leafygay:

hey look 99% of the users on this website are very uneducated hooligans who know nothing about mental illness AND JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING VERY SERIOUS I HATE ALL OF U PLEASE BE EDUCATED PLEASE DO NOT SAY THAT YOU ARE ANTI SOCIAL UNLESS YOU ARE PROFESSIONALLY DIAGNOSED OR AT LEAST KNOW WHAT IT IS FOR GODS FUCKIN SAKE WOW

thejinglegatsby:

"not all feminists are fat, hairy, lesbians"

ok

but like

why is being a “fat, hairy lesbian” a bad thing

why do u feel the need to throw other women under the bus to defend feminism

"Her name is Ponyo. She likes to eat ham and she can do magic! I got a cut on my thumb and it went away because she licked it." - Ponyo on the Cliff

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

image

pillowsforthepencils:

Reiner, can you fucking count?

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

aymmichurros:

[giggles] I thought of how this would continue. … yeah Eren failed and got angry at Jean for annoying him when he had to study, he offered to buy him food and bAM. 
And this is their way of getting along again (¬‿¬)