Wow I should shower though my hair feels gross af and I probably smell too

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

I was kinda hoping on sleeping tonight but you know it’s whatever

hitlervevo:

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this site isn’t filled with advertisements

fluffy-ren:

please stop being so perfect for each other okay thank you

So it’s 3:50 am and mom was like wtf why are you awake..you do this and Wonder why you are sleeping must of the day….no mom…I know exactly why I sleep all day…this IS why I am sleeping all day mother

corseque:

babes cursed by destiny

human:

if my mom doesn’t turn the AC on today I’m :) going :) to :) shoot :) someone :)

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”